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I am cringing.
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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A tweet by steffi 🦇 ( @immortal_graves ) saying "Welp. @riverandmal found the worst "man writes woman excerpt" ever.
The tweet has an image attachment saying "
"Hey, baby. It's happening. I'm ovulating right now. I felt the tingling of my egg coming out."
But the most obvious change to Felicia's body from the woman who had let me join her in the shower was a full inch of waistline added from a burgeoning uterus filled with my bountiful overnight deposits. Imagining those seeds making way into her fallopian tubes, seeking that most precious treasure of eggs and bringing them to life within her flooded womb, I felt myself stiffen once
more."
The tweet was posted on Twitter for iPhone at 3:03 PM, 03 septermber 20.
So this is actually real kinda, some men can cum so much that a woman has to size up their pants. It's called bigolspurtz and it's quite sexy. Definitely not uncomfortable.
Oh my God thank you for that laugh.
This is so dumb and I can't stop laughing.
Bigolspurtz sounds like the name of wizard