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White House Wants Big Balls to Get Same Medal as Rosa Parks (www.thedailybeast.com)

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An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.

Somehow the dumbest timeline just upped the ante

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[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

Calling it now; 3 middle-schoolers are gonna beat the shit out of him and steal the medal, and that's how the bill of rights will be repealed.

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