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Ex-Superman actor Dean Cain says he's becoming ICE agent (www.bbc.com)

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 days ago

What a fucking hero.

I have to assume that in addition to being a bigot, he was reckless with his television money and has no other job skills. This is pretty much perfect for him. Maybe he can use his laser eyes to protect the border or something.

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