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I had 4 housemates to help cover the mortgage

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[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

What is the stereotypical male life goal? I wanna use this against the guys in my life.

[-] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Mines always been to provide for my family. I dont think that really helps what youre going for. I never thought getting married and having kids was a woman's goal, its a lot of peoples goal. Maybe guys lean more toward "have a son" instead of "having kids"?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

get married, have kids, buy/build a house, get a nice retirement plan and a gold watch, have a nice midlife crisis, eat a really nice steak that's too big for me and finish the whole thing (and this is the important part) while a bunch of people watch and maybe I win a t-shirt, lose a pie-eating contest at some kind of local food festival, that kind of thing

one of my personal ones is to eat one of everything to maintain my dominant position on the food chain, but that's just a lil bit of fun

[-] wieson@feddit.org 7 points 14 hours ago

Build a house, have a son, plant a tree.

[-] sus@programming.dev 8 points 16 hours ago

wrestle a gorilla and win, obviously

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

800 pound silverback gorilla or sun bear. one or the other, no in between

[-] Sidhean@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Work 40+ hours and own a house, car, and wife.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago

I don't think you can own wives nowadays!!

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Move out of the basement.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

Achieving gender equality.

this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2025
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