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There are multiple interpretations of the phrase "eating someone."
Don't be gross. Children go in the oven or the fridge.
The OP statement was "eating anyone," but maybe that's why they chose such an ambiguous phrasing.
Im not going to perform nonconsenting oral sex on an adult either! The rapeyness would ruin the meat! Thats why i have a chest freezer!
i really don't like leftovers so i bought some goats
Thats valid, but i really should point out that meal prep isn't leftovers.
If you pull sone restaurant tricks, where the meal is part done, or you have like a pasagna every night, it really is quite nice, and a great way to deal with a sudden large influx of meat.
oh dude you just reminded me i haven't made tamales in like a season. problem is the local tamale abuelito is really nice, and he only charges two bucks a tamal. his aren't quite as good as mine, but damn can't beat that price.
Fuuuuuuuck i need tamales so bad. I dont go out in mornings unless im rushing to work, so i basically never get good tamales. It's a problem. Ill trade you some of my intruder lasagnas (with a fry-bread frozen alongside) for some of your intruder tamales.
that's my problem. i've been supporting the local economy so i don't have intruder tamales, i have local abuelito tamales. but i'm totally down for tradesies. chep is the best and i'm down spreading the word: food tastes best shared is my family motto
How many of those would seem reasonable for someone who wants to be left alone and involved a random stranger of unknown gender?
IDK - maybe do it so poorly they never want to come back?
Teeth go bite, bite, chew…
No because some of them will talk. Just let a few escapd fhe oven. Little ones, with fewer calories to them.