724

submitted 2 months ago by illusionist@lemmy.zip to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

181 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 months ago

These MFs don't even pay developers, what makes you think you're going to hire an actual pentester

[-] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The secret is to sell the vulnerabilities in the black market

Or perform some huge insider trading with all the meetings details you stole.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Bro you have the wrong name

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I guess it depends how legally I want to go about it—there's always someone that will pay for the exploit details

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Hell yeah fuck yeah send it brother, just be careful and don't go after the little guys

[-] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

At this point, those who rely on LLM to be a magic bullet deserves it.

this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2025

724 points (100.0% liked)

Programmer Humor

38823 readers

196 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 6 years ago

MODERATORS