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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

I was eating salad in my bedroom 2:30 in the morning today.

Me: Fuck, can't sleep I'm hungry. You want anything? Wife: yeah, fill up my water bottle and bring me something to eat.

I went downstairs, made two loaded salads and brought them up to the bedroom.

I might in fact be getting old.

[-] rothaine@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

If you can eat a salad and then lay down without getting an explosion of acid reflux, maybe you aren't old yet ๐Ÿ˜‚

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