If you can eat a salad and then lay down without getting an explosion of acid reflux, maybe you aren't old yet 😂

Why are we eating pizza in the bedroom

Flamin Hot Cheetos Mac and Cheese. Had to open all the windows to get the smell out

Meanwhile Euler was coming up with all this shit while being blind

Wait there's a company called "Blackstone" as well as one called "Blackrock", and both buy up real estate?

Rear fingerprint scanner PLEASE

some goober who doesn't know what he's doing and using AI to "save" money over hiring competent engineers.

I think that's replit's whole deal. They are "vibe coding for everyone" or some such

We'll find out in 30 years

Walk into class

Pull laptop out of bag, put it on the desk

Whip out mechanical keyboard

Mouse, small set of stereo speakers

Pull out a large object wrapped in a blanket

Everyone else watches confusedly

Take off blanket, unveiling a 28in monitor

Whip out power strip

Put power strip on the adjacent desk, no one is sitting there anyway

20ft extension cord

The outlet is on the far wall, run the extension cord between the desks

Apologize to everyone bumped into a long the way

Play World of Warcraft the entire time

I was once spelunking a file that hadn't been touched in like 7 years, and there was a weird line where it was adding 2 to the index for seemingly no reason. The comment was like // Sam: not sure why this is off by 2 here. See ticket #12345 for discussion

Whatever issue tracking software it was referencing was no longer used, so that ticket was gone, and who TF is Sam?

So all of a sudden

Maybe something happened that caused the shift? Hmm, what could it be?

Good thing the Senate just voted to give ICE 200 billion dollars