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SNAIL PRO TIPS
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A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
How do snails "maintain the wildlife balance in our gardens"?
Birds eat the snails. Bird-eating Spiders eat the birds. Phorusrachids eat the bird-eating spiders.
French people eat the snails. Acromantulas eat the French people.
Well, shit, nature is healing.
I see they like serious gourmet shit.
This description of the food web seems a little dated. I haven't seen a bird-eating spider in years.
Really? There's one leading the DHS right now.
Ancient Greek sure is a bitch to spell in English.
I'm spelling it the Hiberno-Hellenic way
Me: What's a 'phorusachid'?
Wikipedia: Here you go!
Me: ... I regret everything.