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[-] jim3692@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

For the lazy, here is the summarization of my local AI:

You'd like to have a powerful ability: being able to ask the universe any question in modern English at any time, without limitations or rituals, and receive an answer that's:

  1. Understandable by your current self (no significant changes to physical or mental stability)
  2. Delivered within 3600 seconds (an hour) of asking
  3. Reformatted if necessary to protect your stability
  4. Includes explanations for unknowable questions
  5. Avoids circular logic
  6. Doesn't require an unreasonable sacrifice (if a sacrifice is needed, you'll be informed)
  7. Allows transfer of answers to another individual, as long as they can understand the answer and meet the previous conditions.

In essence, you want to have direct access to all knowledge in the universe, without any negative consequences or sacrifices that might harm your well-being or stability.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 1 week ago

don't.

if you didn't think it worth the time to write it, why should i take the time to read it? surely it will be worthless.

i'm not here for the bots.

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, unlimited access to universal truth, with error reporting, but I've read enough monkey's paws to know how this goes.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

The house always wins. Happy cake day btw

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