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[-] coriza@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"I fear not the wizard who has practiced 10,000 spells once, but I fear the wizard who has practiced one spell 10,000 times."

Actually Harry also used Expecto Patronum alot (aka, the deus ex machina spell that can do anything and give you a blowjob at the same time)

So he had 2 go to spells.

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 16 points 1 week ago
[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Combined with a BJ, erecto patronum works better.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Considering "expecto patronum" it's jkr pseudolatin for "dad's coming"...

[-] coriza@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
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