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[-] DivineDev@piefed.social 30 points 2 weeks ago

DON'T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don't move we're sending someone to help you

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

SCP Agent: What's in the box?

SCP Scientist: Nothing

SCP Agent: So, what's the big deal? Just open it. Or toss it out. I almost tripped on it and spilled my coffee...

SCP Scientist: You don't understand. Our measurements show that there's nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn't contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It's a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.

SCP Agent: ...

SCP Agent: Is that bad?

SCP Scientist: Very.

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

“Soundwave… what is in the box?”

“Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku is in the box.”

“What is a Hatsune Miku?”

Soundwave’s Arch Nemesis

[-] NotADeer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

If it can be sent by mail it is probably not a Keter class object. Object class does not imply danger level

Tho if it randomly appears in mail it maybe is

this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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