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[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 142 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hello, Rust developer. [My name, etc.] It works fine, and is written in C++. [Rest of challenge is the same.]

Truly diabolical

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 2 weeks ago

But it's not memory safe!!

[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 34 points 2 weeks ago

I know!! How can Jigsaw claim it "works fine"? He'd probably say something like "it's battle-tested and state of the art." What does that even mean??

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Military-grade.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago

*passes Valgrind*

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