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sharks are older than polaris
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Stars have only existed for about fifty years. Duh.
How can the stars have existed for fifty years when the universe itself is only slightly under a week old?
I could explain, but there's a lot of string theory involved and I only have limited time.
That shouldn't be a problem i'm well versed in string theory, i know like three different knots
I mean there has to be a few somewhere made this year. Reminds me tangentially of something I was reading during a statistics class, that due to many possibilities and infinite numbers I should be able to open my dryer and find all clothing folded.
Someone had to turn the light switch on