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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by 6stringringer@lemmy.zip to c/explainlikeimfive@lemmy.world

This story seems to have faded in the wake of events ad nauseam. We are all aware of Senor Luigi. However, most folks can’t recall the full name of the guy that allegedly Luigi gunned down. Mission accomplished.

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think the guy he allegedly killed, had a name that started with.... I think it was a d? David? Derek? Dddddouchebag. Douchebag, yeah. I think the person that died was a massive douchebag.

That seems right to me ....

[-] mambabasa@slrpnk.net 46 points 2 months ago

Luigi didn't do it though. He's being set up by the prosecution.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

I know, I was certainly spending time with him during the alleged attack. He couldn't have done it while sat across from me at that diner, many miles away from where the crime happened.

[-] Forester@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago
[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

You're thinking of dinner. A diner is a place that serves food.

[-] devAlot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I think the guy he killed

Allegedly 😉

[-] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

Downvoted only for the winky face. I earnestly believe the guy is innocent and unrelated

[-] devAlot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oh shit same here, the winky face wasn't meant to imply otherwise. Was more like "hey now, let's be clear on what's what"

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Oh right, let me correct my wording.

Thanks.

[-] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago
[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Did someone light a match? Is he being cremated?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure it was Bob. Or Brad. Billy? Bitchass! Yes it was definitely Bitchass.

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