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[-] Noerknhar@feddit.org 41 points 3 weeks ago

Hahaha, I don't know why, but this absolutely made my day.

The BBL smell, rotting fat - you can't make this shit up.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago

They're so bad for you in general. I work adjacent to a neuro spine clinic and that's a fine way to wreck your back. But a big old cloud of stank ass wafting from it makes it worse.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Do a squat or inject my own decaying ass fat into my skin defying God and science both?

I know what to do

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Shit. I was on team squats but youre making this sound really good. Defying the laws of man and god is kind of my shit.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 weeks ago

The BBL smell, rotting fat

You forgot the inability to properly wipe their ass (also mentioned in the article).

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Reminded me of bart

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You can't even sit down for 6-8 weeks after the procedure. Like WTAF.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Look at this reddit comment of someone who had one.

[-] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like a very mean spirited and spiteful person would have their day made by other people having problems.

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Eh, when it's problems that could have easily been avoided by not doing something completely unnecessary I lose sympathy

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