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this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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Where does it say that? Am I stupid?
He is subtle-ly playing into the wordgame that he had sex with her, but really just stayed over overnight.
Had my own bed implies they slept alone.
Yes but they were insinuating until that sentence. It was a way to grab the reader's attention so they would keep reading.
They just met in the previous sentence. It sounds weird to "grab the attention" by holding some kind of sexual implication for a single sentence.
Instead, I read it as a thankfulnes of the hospitality. If I were to crash at some strangers place, I wouldn't be surprised if I was to sleep on the couch or sone improvised solution. Getting an actual bed for a crash night sounds like a good sign of hospitality.
They began leading on the audience immediately with the very first click bait-y sentence.
Ah, I stand corrected. Yeah, that makes it look bad.
Added context is that the extra line breaks make only the image and the first line load at first
Isn't the husband the investor? Wouldn't he be subtly saying he slept with her husband.
Okay cool.
How exactly is he supposed to say he slept with someone without y'all going "SEX!!! THAT MEANS THEY HAD SEX!!!"
Like you've basically made it impossible to get the information across "I have slept with someone else."
Never underestimate the ~~weakness~~ power of the Allosexuals!
Nowhere. I don't know?