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Report: Average American’s Retirement Plan Involves Richard Gere Falling For Them After Paying For Sex (theonion.com)
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[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Richard Gere isn't in that. But he was in Pretty Woman, about a guy who hires a prostitute and falls in love with her.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh right, he isn't. My bad. It would have been a better fit though.

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