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[-] troed@fedia.io 26 points 1 month ago

Brought to you by (us) security researchers who will happily come in and sort out your security issues later. For a very hefty hourly fee.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

who will happily come in and sort out your security issues later

I really doubt anybody will be happy about it, even after considering the size of the fees. And also, you have a very high estimation of the capacity of those people to notice they have to call you, I really doubt it's deserved.

[-] tfm@europe.pub 6 points 1 month ago

Deserved. These companies need to find it out the hard way.

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