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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 month ago

Wyoming resident here. Every one knows that a bear will kill you in an instant, but if you're up here for the summer, for the love of god please stay away from moose. Moose get really territorial, they are almost as tall as a house, and they will fuck your shit up. Moose are chill, until they are not.

PS: Don't approach bison (buffalo), or any wildlife, in Yellowstone you big fuckin' dummy.

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

P.S., Moose are way bigger than horses. Taller and way heavier. And very fast, not sure if faster than a race horse, but very freaking fast.

[-] mrslt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEc6ng9J6cg

This is a moose hauling ass through 3 feet of snow, if anyone would like a demonstration.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Every year there are a few collisions between vehicles and moose. They're more often fatal for both the moose and the people in the car than collisions with other animals like deer or bears. Part of that is because the moose are bigger than most other things you might hit, but a bigger issue is where their weight is concentrated. A moose's belly is about 1m off the ground, so if you run into a moose with a car, you're likely to knock out its legs with your fender and hood, sending its 500 kg body through the windshield.

[-] Wolf@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

One time I saw a car that had been hit by a moose. It looked like it had ran into a freaking brick wall. I seriously doubt there were any survivors.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Normally it's moose that are hit by cars but...

[-] Wolf@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

You didn't see the car

[-] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I went to Yellowstone a couple of years ago, and about a month or two after I came home, some idiot tried to get up close and personal with a bison standing near a building (to get pictures) and ended up with a shattered spine.

Is this Darwinism?

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Literally, every year there are multiple incidents because people can't or refuse to accept that they are wild animals. The bison and even regular deer are also dangerous.

[-] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Agreed. A deer will fuck you (and even itself) up if it thinks you might attack it.

[-] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oh good god that was a terrible place to put the brackets.

[-] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeaaah in hindsight maybe I should have put "up" first. Leaving it up for free psychic damage.

[-] Ignot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Acshully, the plural of moose is meese

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Ignot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Now you're going to tell me that bison is singular even though it has bi for two in it

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They're called "bison" because they weigh at least as much as two sons kissing (non-related).

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

At least "octopuses" is correct.

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

It's Octopussies!

[-] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

English is such a dumb fucking language. I really hope we reform it some day to reduce the time future generations waste learning all the stupid exceptions to every single rule

[-] the_wiz@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Well... there WAS a point in time where english could have been replaced by German as THE international language...

[-] wieson@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

I think this factoid gets spun out of proportion. Iirc German could ve become the language of science or one field of science. But it was never a contender for the language of trade or diplomacy (the latter being held by french for a long time).

[-] the_wiz@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

This was more a tongue-in-cheek reference to a time period from roughly the late 30s to the mid 40s of the last century... but of course you are correct ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago
[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

What are the odds of this comment being a deliberate As Told By Ginger reference?

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