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[-] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The chicken has to exceed the boiling point of water for it to be cooked? Unless we’re making chicken caramels, I don’t think so.

Doing some math, I think it works out to 6,242 slaps or a single slap at 1,939 mph. Much more attainable.

[-] zedgeist@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That 205C would just be the surface temperature of the chicken, not the average. Note that the calculation doesn't take into account the volume or radius

EDIT: No, I'm wrong. The calculation is for boiling the whole chicken. Who was this written by, a Brit?

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 24 points 1 day ago

Who was this written by, a Brit?

Nope. Likely an American.

When cooking, people in general like to use round numbers, like "200°C", since a difference of 5°C in oven temperature is not a big deal.

And yet they went with some oddly specific 205°C. That only makes sense if they're used to Fahrenheit, eyeballed a round value (like 400°F), converted it into Celsius (204.4°C), and then rounded it up to discard the decimal.

I'm also going to say they're completely clueless when it comes to cooking - 200°C is the oven temperature. The chicken itself reaches a far lower temperature, in the 70~80°C range. By the time the chicken reached 200°C, it's already dry and close to catching fire. (The self-ignition temperature for biological stuff is typically between 200°C and 250°C.)

[-] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Are you sure? The numbers in the ~~tweet~~ reddit post talk about total mass and heat capacity. So I think that means the entire bulk has that average temperature.

[-] zedgeist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

One thing’s for sure: a chicken slapped at 3726 mph won’t be very tasty. Or look too good.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 22 hours ago

slap

It won't be a chicken anymore, Instant mist

[-] zedgeist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What, you don't like ~~vaporized~~ ionized poultry?

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 22 hours ago

Just strap your hand open palm while riding a asteroid travelling at 10-20mps

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Single slap assumes all kinetic into heat, which isn't. Alot is lost to the slap sound, alot more is lost into the flying bits of pulverised chicken bits.

[-] General_Effort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yes. I think, at these speeds, you have to model the chicken as a liquid.

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Then might have to model for the chicken splash and chicken cavitation.

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