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Dozens attend 'Hetero Awesome Fest' in Idaho (www.ktvb.com)
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BOISE, Idaho — A minor confrontation broke out at the controversial "Hetero Awesome Fest" on Saturday when a protester took the stage and began singing a pro-LGBTQ+ song before being removed.

According to several livestreams of the event, including those from Old Street Saloon, the incident occurred during the two-day festival held on June 20-21 in Cecil D. Andrus Park, directly across from the Idaho State Capitol. Mark Fitzpatrick, owner of the Old State Saloon and organizer of the event, rushed the stage and took the microphone from the man after about a minute of singing.

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[-] Alloi@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago

so its an event for closeted gay men, to be proud of their facade, and network/hook up with other closeted gay men. who, like them, likely have just as much to lose if they got caught. so they know to keep it on the DL.

i wonder how much cum was swapped at this event from one dude to another. i know it aint zero. im gonna guess at least one full gatorade bottle.

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 21 points 6 days ago

Are you talking about Hetero Fest or the Republican National Convention?

[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Bro that would be GALLONS of semen.

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Like a 50 gallon drum at least. They're like 40% closeted.

[-] Laser@feddit.org 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Wrong, it was totally straight and not gay at all, because everyone said "no homo" before and after doing what you described. Just dudes having a good time

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Wait, I heard one dude took his socks off doesn't that cancel no homo?

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