Well he might say yes, but he might mean no
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Sell him the coffee table, go boy go
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It's chipboard quality, easy installment scheme
And Patrick lives under the roundabout
Nobody told him different
Blows out the brake dust behind the caravan
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If they're lucky they get put in White City
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Times are hard and the kids ain't learning a thing
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Except stealing and fighting
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So they offer him a salary
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National Health and a pension scheme
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So he can lie in his bed while he bleeds to death

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So we hand them rich-women-coffee-party handouts
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Fill them full of sick cos someone's gotta eat it
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And it won't be us because we're the smart ones
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Motivated in a public school, we live on the west side
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Equal opportunity, except if our pedigree dogs
Don't like the smell of your children

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They're stealing and fighting
But we live on the west side