Still, enjoying not having ugly masculine fucking face so I am gonna keep it that way for sure

brr imagine looking like some fucking uncle or other used car salesman, how these people can look in the mirror at their balding heads, skin looking like surface of some chemistry experiment gone wrong or ancient Egyptian parchment.

Kill me when I am still relatively young - even better

But all in all I think I would slightly prefer to be some queen Elizabeth the second 99 year old, slightly. Both is just crap in different ways.

Imagine how tits must look like at that age, jesus christ. My morning scrambled eggs are probably more firm and I barely heat them up.

At some point you prolly tripping over them when getting out of bed and you need to roll them up and tie into a bundle.