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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Bet that guy calls himself a Christian, so a member of a literal cult.

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Can't be, he's probably allergic to the bible, since it's a book. If he open it he combusts into flames reborn a big dicked gay guy who's emissions are like that of a donkey (someone will probably get that reference)

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Most of them don't read it....

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

But they'll proudly shout that it's the "MOST FAMOUS AND MOST IMPORTANT AND MOST READ BOOK IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

He probably thinks it isn't gay if the guy is named Jesus though.

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