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[-] fodor@lemmy.zip 27 points 3 days ago

You can buy loyalty. Give someone a high paying 3-year contract and they'll probably work to the end of it. But of course HR doesn't want to hear that.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

Shocked Pikachu

People will work FOR MONEY!??!

  • every HR team ever.
[-] UpperBroccoli 5 points 3 days ago

Ours tried to explain to project leaders that employees are not mostly interested in their salary, but in praise. That went over well.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

As someone who works for a living: praise is nice, but pay is required.

... Fuck you, pay me.

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