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[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I was in the military, and smokers got breaks.

It does have a felt effect, but is very mild. The thing is that the body loves nicotine, and even if you’re not consciously getting high, your body is getting high. That’s why vapes were able to become popular.

The body loves it so much, the smoke stops smelling bad to you.

And finally, the fact that it smells bad & keeps people away is a GOOD thing.

[-] tmyakal@lemm.ee 31 points 1 week ago

smokers got breaks.

When I quit smoking, I pretty much stopped going to parties, conventions, dance clubs, and concerts. Having an excuse to get out of the crowd and noise and decompress for ten minutes every couple of hours made "going out" so much more tolerable for me.

[-] Anarki_ 20 points 1 week ago

Easy. Say you're going for a smoke and then don't actually smoke.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

You and your rational solutions... You are clearly not addicted.

Did this at work all the time. I want to hangout and chat too

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Don't forget the nicotine fix.

[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I (also military) used to grab a cup of coffee and bring it out whenever the smokers went out (though I had to start doing half a cup, because the smokers took a lot of breaks).

Then one chief established there would be no more "smoke breaks" for the smokers, but everyone would get regular breaks (and the smokers could take theirs outside). People (including the smokers who had been taking breaks all along) started making jokes about taking their "union mandated" breaks. And the smokers just went out twice as often.

[-] grahamja@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

I'd rather smell like smoke than body odor after being in the field for a week or two with no showers.

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I never did any of that stuff, but after what they have to do, I can think of few things, that you could do as soon as you got back, that would be better than a cigarette.

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