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Yesterday someone asked if one could do something like this, here is my version, in case you missed it !

Here is the list of all the softwares in this picture :

  • Friendica
  • GNUSocial / Mastodon
  • Vernissage
  • Wordpress / Writefreely / Pixelfed
  • Loops
  • Jlai.lu (French lemmy instance) / Lemmy (with the lemmy.world logo because it's more colorful than the plain lemmy logo)

Feel free to share it anywhere you want :)

If you have any idea for other meme of this type for the Fediverse, please send me a DM and I might make a nice graph like this for you !

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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 143 points 2 weeks ago

"Judgmental asshole who hates the world" and "French" are a bit redundant

[-] inlandempire@jlai.lu 51 points 2 weeks ago

It's a venn diagram where french is fully inside the circle

[-] return_void@programming.dev 13 points 2 weeks ago

I'm french and your representation is oversimplifying and not even close to grabbing the complexity of the real world

[-] inlandempire@jlai.lu 15 points 2 weeks ago

Oui ça s'appelle l'humour mdr

[-] loonsun@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Mais il est juste l'évidence de ton point

[-] inlandempire@jlai.lu 2 points 2 weeks ago

That would mean I have been wooshed and I cannot allow this to happen

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

So many fucking French here. Don't you have baguettes to put somewhere where the sun never shines and white flags to weave? I know I have

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

So many people on lemmy seem to not be the types to hate based on nationality, except for this. The only nationalities I have seen attacked on here are Trumpicans and the French. Trumpicans at least are an ideology, but what is happening with the French that makes them the exception?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Its a big joke.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Don't sweat it, I'm French, too.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

French is a spectrum?

[-] Ethalis@jlai.lu 35 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, I'll let you know that I'm a judgmental asshole and I happen to be french, but I don't hate the world, only the parts that aren't french

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

La chocolatine n'existe pas, ducon.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Qu'est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi, espèce de malotru ? Je te ferais remarquer que j'ai gagné la médaille du meilleur artisan de France, option viennoiserie et j'ai participé à plus de 300 concours régionaux de boulanger-pâtissier en Gascogne. Je suis entraîné en choco 2 barres et 3 barres et je suis le meilleur en pâte feuilletée de tout le sud-ouest. Pour moi, tu n'es rien de plus qu'un client ordinaire. Je vais te vendre une chocolatine comme tu n'en as jamais goûté, tu t'en souviendras. Tu crois que tu peux t'en sortir aussi facilement en me parlant comme ça sur internet ? Essaie encore. Pendant qu'on est en train de parler, j'ai contacté un livreur deliveroo et on est en train de remonter ta trace, donc tu ferais mieux de te préparer à une sacrée régalade, mon gros poulet.

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Le gars pense que les gens du sud-ouest savent faire de la pâte feuilletée, et il voudrait qu'on le prenne au sérieux. La seule pâte feuilletée digne de ce nom, on l'a fait dans le sud-EST. Amateur.

[-] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

And this is the moment I realized that German "tja" ("well") probably comes from French "tiens" even though I've had five years of French in school.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

My understanding is french is the most Germanic of the romance languages, so I'd guess it came to them both from an older Germanic language

[-] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't think so. French "tiens" is a form of the verb "tenir" ("hold"). German "tja" is pronounced almost exactly the same and is only used as an interjection with a similar meaning but doesn't have any related forms that I could think of.

Especially the southern German dialects have quite a few words that originated as loan words from French so it's at least plausible. Could of course just be a coincidence as well. Languages are full of those.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah. Definitely might be a false cognate (if even that). Always look up etymologies if they interest you! Because so many that people repeat aren't true. I was just speculating and hoped that was obvious, but maybe it wasn't to everyone.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Unlikely as many Germanic languages have it, with similar meanings. It's a variant of "ja", yes. Add a bit of laconicy and you can make "Well." a sentence in itself.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

And paris, from what I've heard.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

That very much depends on whether they're a Parisian or not. Though even if they're Parisian it's still 50/50.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

What's your opinion on Bretons, Ocintians, and French Walloons? Choose thine answer... wisely.

[-] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 14 points 2 weeks ago

Not every judgmental asshole who hates the world is french.

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Quebec here. Can confirm, bitch.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah OK I'll need a source for that

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