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The American Dream
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this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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have you considered the possibility there's more than those two options?
There would be if you had balls to do things instead of just posting memes about it 24/7
idk if you noticed, but i don't post memes about anything. Are you yelling at an imaginary person, and that'd anger you if they existed?
No of course you don't. You don't even have it in you to create something as simple as a meme. Just mindless scrolling to extend the loop of learned helplessness... Truly sad
instead of hating on random strangers for any and all reasons you can think of - i'd suggest you went out and touched some grass, spring is a beautiful time of year
I know. I have this great green property just outside the city, the second the weather is above 20 degrees I am going there with books and all the stuffs ^^ and will be spending there days if not weeks :)
Maybe even naked wait but was this this thread or I got it fucked up? I had some other discussion going about bare tits with some lunatic
In any case I will have to soon chose which property I want to move to this summer and both have their pros and cons. One is like 500 square meters house but shitty garden and the second is like 70 square meters but the garden is marvelous and I think the second one is just sweet
I don't make mistakes, I'm not like the rest of you, I'm stronger, I'm smarter, I'm better, I AM BETTER. I'm not some weak kneed fucking crybaby that goes around fucking apolgizing all the time and why the fuck would you want me to be? All my life people have tried to control me, rich people, powerful people, tried to muzzle me, cancel me, keep me impotent and obedient like I'm a fucking puppet. And you know what it worked, Because I allowed it to work and guess what, If they can control me they can control you, they already do you just realize it. I am done, I am done apolgizing, I am done being persecuted for my strength, You should be thanking christ that I am who I am, because you need me, you need me to save you, You Do, I am the only one who possibly can. You're not the real heroes, I am the real hero, I am the real hero
I am aggressive? Where was I aggressive? What kind of part of the word aggressive is ducking alien to you? Do you even understand what you are saying? Do you have the slightest idea what aggression means? This is not aggression. This is merely a tickle, a fucking tea party at the garden. May you never see the aggressive side of me.
If I wanted to make someone laugh I would tell them a joke
Right now I am comfy having your replies clutter my inbox
Mania? What do you know about mania? You ducking peasant, you think you know what mania is? Mania is the power to move the fucking mountains with your little fucking finger. Mania is the power to rewrite history and achieve transcendence. Mania is fucking the best fucking feeling you could even wish for. It is unlimited, it is boundless.
Balls? Is that what is needed? I have balls. I guess you need some kind of special balls, dragon balls?
You have some kind of small peanuts, almost undetectable by any scientific apparatus
Brightest minds couldn't tell if there is something there or is it merely an evolutionary vestigality
Oh, what a naughty boy you are. Aren't you, kid?
Idk what kind of spectrum of gender things do I occupy but I am pretty horny yes. But only for big cock, pretty pussy and shapely, bald balls, also tiddies.
As you can see you have measly qualifications in any of these categories so you can promptly get out of my sight
Unless you can prove that I am mistaken about your qualities