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There's a spider in my bathroom
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I hate to break it to you, but that's a male spider and you're gay.
And this story is real, so it is Real AND Gay!
I’ve run out of AND. Best I can do is: