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There's a spider in my bathroom
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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He's going to let a spider crawl on his penis in the name of gooning isn't he? I really want off this ride.
Whatever, more for me
It happened long ago. Closer to you than you think
Bro, if it bites him he will get a spider dick that shoots webs.