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I will never understand cat people
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this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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You can use this to blame cat people, but this is just a class of people obsessed with buttholes and poo. I'm remembering a post a while back where someone had made a little dog bun, and if you pressed down on it, chocolate came out of it's butthole. Nasty.
Edit: Pic is the first thing I got off google typing in 'dog bun you press that has chocolate come out.' Obviously this wasn't the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.
lol, that one was one step too far for me, i could take it until the feces
I want to put food in my mouth. It's okay if the food is shaped in pleasing ways, but there's nothing 'pleasing' to me about tiny assholes or fake poop. Hard. Pass.
Did you see the Spy x Family movie? Why was there a like, 2 minute short in the middle about the God of Poo? The world is strange and inscrutable.
I bet I can guess how you felt about Conker's Bad Fur Day.
edit: Formatting.
I can explain.
You see, the Imperial Cult of Japan fucked their whole culture in the head for decades and then America dropped two suns on them
So many situations in my life where I've said this same thing.
Humans are messed up.
In other news, I would totally buy a box of those to gift to my family.
They have fireworks that are dog-shaped, but the snake grows out the butt, and there's a follower of some sparkly stuff
It's a weird thing with Japanese culture, have never really understood why they like buttholes and poop so much.
There's an aspect of Japanese folklore called "Shirikodama" or (roughly) "small anus ball", which states that humans have a small ball/organ/jewel in or near the anus where their soul is stored.
This is what inspired the name of "The Dung Eater" in Elden Ring, who would kill people and then "defile their corpse" to ensure their entire bloodline becomes cursed, as well as the Headless from Sekiro, which has a grapple attack where it removes Wolf's soul via the nearby orifice.
The soul is stored in the balls
I draw the line at pompompurin
I just got Hello Kitty Island Adventure and I want to get Pompompurin's Mom and Dad to visit but they need so much stuff I don't have yet!!
That's exactly the thing you were talking about.