378
submitted 3 days ago by ooli2@lemm.ee to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] semperverus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Imagine having babies twice from external contact. Like non-penetrative fun times and then forgetting that you can still get pringuante if the semen gets on the outside. Or maybe it leaked out her "as🍑" and down in (/s)?

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago
[-] semperverus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I like how everyone is trying to force the adoption idea. You can literally get pregnant from non-penetrative sex if semen comes into contact with the vulva. Which is more likely than adoption for teenagers who think they're being clever, and/or people with strong religious backgrounds who feel shame for what they're doing and trying to get their needs met while skirting around "the rules."

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes but nobody on this site knows how a woman works.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

To a single 20 year old? Twice?

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Unlikely, but possible.

this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
378 points (100.0% liked)

Funny

9514 readers
1481 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS