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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago
[-] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

I'll reply with this: five minutes of masturbation can prevent a lifetime of pain and suffering.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago
[-] pixeltree 9 points 4 days ago

My friends keep telling me not to and my parents would be sad. I also feel bad about somebody finding my body

this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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