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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Once or twice every decade a clown car gets released and a handful of dipshits buy them and become the red-headed stepchildren of our roadways. The butt of jokes. Cautionary tales.

Ford Pinto

Pontiac Aztek

Chrysler PT Cruiser

Tesla Cybercuck

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 23 points 1 year ago

I would 100% drive a convertible PT Cruiser and I'd do it with pride 😄 I mean it absolutely is a silly car but like in a self aware way if that makes sense

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It's a hot tub on wheels

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

They're very hard to kill and you can jam the srt4 motor into them without crazy amounts of work.

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Omg Aunt Janet?! Lol.

I joke but my dream car is an El Camino.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Entertainmeonly 7 points 1 year ago
[-] sfled@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

With the QC of a Yugo.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

The Pinto is a bit different as they were useful, reasonably priced, and fairly popular. If hadn't ended up with that combination of bumper and gas tank placement, the model name would probably still be going strong.

[-] vorpuni@jlai.lu 6 points 1 year ago

Nissan Murano convertible

Land Rover Evoque convertible

VW T-Roc convertible

No I'm not biased.

[-] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

The Nissan Murano convertible will always be the ugliest vehicle to me.

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget the Chevy Avalanche.

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

I always thought that and a friend who’s a truck guy was like “no, they’re actually pretty great.”

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The Avalanche wasn’t that bad. You could even get it with an 8.1 L V8.

[-] Mpatch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have seen 2 of those in the wild they were in mint shape. They were also in scrap yard. Turn out the 8.1l had a fuel economy of, how ever long is the fuel hose at the gas station? Those poor shleps that got suckered into those trucks.

[-] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I always call them "PT-Loser"s

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Dont you dare diss the Pinto and Aztek. The flaws of the Pinto was present within a lot of the eras cars it just happens that the Pinto got the reputation of being the squicky wheel. The Aztek while fugly and a bit fucky repair wise is a somewhat respectable vehicle. The PT cruiser is certainly a car that exists.

The cybercuck on the other hand has the build quality of a Yugo with none of the redeeming qualities like being cheap or theoretically easy to work on, also it isn't a meme car by virtue of being too stubborn to die. The cybercuck just wants to die.

[-] sowitzer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Id say the Le Car and Yugo can be added to the list. My first car was a hand me down gremlin.

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