The ladies tend to wait until they're alone before they drop a deuce.

They what? (What country is this?)

That sounds like you'll never be able to go 😅

To be fair, I've not been in the ladies toilets (Australia), so can't really comment on the state of things there.

I will say one thing, the number of times I have to wipe down a seat with piss on it on the men's toilets is ridiculous. Fucking a lot dirty bastards out there, who honestly, I think have a screw loose.

I get the line is long for the ladies sometimes, but you're brave to venture to the men's based solely on how dirty it often is.