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[-] 30p87@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago

I'm 19 and in the past, apparently.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago

I turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

When you turn 40 do they issue you a lawn or do you not turn 40 until you have a lawn?

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

You get a lawn and white New Balances at 30. At 40 you get nearsightedness and additional back pain.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

You are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you're at least 50.

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