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Conception begins at ejaculation (billstatus.ls.state.ms.us)

submitted 2 days ago by jdnewmil@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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If you cannot stop the zanies, dish it yourself.

Bill introduced in Mississippi State Legislature to levy fines for ejaculation without intent for reproduction.

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[-] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an embryo.

Have we forgotten the pullout method? Blowjobs, handjobs, etc also seem to be methods intended to prevent fertilization. Even masterbation is a fine way to prevent fertilization.

I'm also a bit confused here. My 6th grade biology taught me that you have eggs and sperm and that when they combine, you get an embryo. You don't fertilize an embryo, you fertilize an egg.

Like most of these laws, it seems this one was written by idiots or written specifically to not be enforceable.

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