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Conception begins at ejaculation (billstatus.ls.state.ms.us)
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If you cannot stop the zanies, dish it yourself.

Bill introduced in Mississippi State Legislature to levy fines for ejaculation without intent for reproduction.

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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 131 points 1 day ago

This was a sarcastic bill by a lawmaker in opposition to restricting abortion.

[-] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 47 points 1 day ago

Yeah, it's kind-of the onion in that it's a satirical bill, presented to the House.

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