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Anon struggles with a one day chip (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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11/19/22(Sat)07:22:13 No.71045408
>Tfw boyfriend is asleep 
Why does he do this? Every fucking night?

11/19/22(Sat)07:25:16 No.71045429
>tells me he's not addicted to sleeping 
>goes insane if he doesn't get his daily fix 
>shouts at me for trying to keep him from 
relapsing

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[-] Schal330@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

Back when I was 15 I had a gf that was basically nocturnal. She'd throw shit at me (e.g. scissors, a knife, a fork) while I was sleeping if I was breathing too loud. If the internet died in the house she would wake me up to try and fix it.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago

I think I dated her too.

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