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[-] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He's lying, he got your foreskin on his top 3 foreskin pedestal.

[-] oxysis 23 points 2 days ago

Damn the foreskin leaderboards must be wild

[-] nimble 16 points 2 days ago

Is it by volume? Quantity? Elasticity?

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago

All of that and so much more. There's a whole industry of old guys with those magnifying scopes they hold with their eye muscles that evaluate foreskin quality.

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

You don't want 'em too elastic, or they ping off and get lost under the cupboard.

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