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Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 56 points 3 months ago

Tbh, i'd love a dark souls movie with Jack Black and Nick Cage.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 33 points 3 months ago

Jack Black as Solaire would work. I can see the jolly cooperation now

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 months ago

And a shaven Adam Sandler as patches. This would truly be an awful film. I’d see it. Not in theaters, certainly. Not even my own streaming subscription. But eventually I’ll be on someone’s couch and exactly drunk enough to dare them to put it on.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Nick Cage

Ew.

I'm on board for Jack Black though.

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