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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 240 points 1 month ago

Holy shit if these people get anymore cult like they're going to move to South America and kill themselves.

[-] KingGordon@lemmy.world 129 points 1 month ago

Dont threaten me with a good time.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Elon fans, probably

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Man, we should be so lucky.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I'll buy the Flavor-Aid.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

This is just normal to people that grew up around evangelicals. Those nut jobs are everything they hate, but pump out kids as a way to be immortal.

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 13 points 4 weeks ago

Well, good news:

The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas. However, most of the women seem to have expressed disinterest in this (https://gizmodo.com/it-certainly-looks-like-elon-musks-legion-of-kids-is-bigger-than-anyone-imagined-2000590199)

he won't ruin south-america
his "harem" is not giving up without a fight

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago

trying to be a mormon,

[-] arrow74@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago

I'm not even Christian, but I'm starting to believe this guy is the anti-christ

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