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[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 123 points 1 month ago

I'm not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.

[-] coyootje@lemmy.world 99 points 1 month ago

Well apparently he doesn't do that, news outlets are saying that all of his kids are from ivf.

[-] RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 87 points 1 month ago
[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 77 points 4 weeks ago

Since Leon and Zuck killed factchecking, there is nothing stopping me from believing this.

[-] RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 30 points 4 weeks ago

If he denies it I think he should just show us dick. SHOW US YOUR FREAK DICK ELON

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Put it up on the board next to hunters, and give mtg a laser pointer.

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG OR STFU YOU FUCKING WEIRD LITTLE CREEP

[-] RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

If I can get someone to yell this at this mother fucker I will die happy

[-] nomy@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago

Probably but Azealia Banks is a bit insane and I doubt she's ever had more than a passing (positive) interaction with Grimes.

[-] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

People are saying it’s because Elon was born intersex and the male gender affirming surgery they had rendered his pecker non-functional. People are saying this a lot.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 15 points 4 weeks ago

Tremendous people, the best people.

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago

Would explain a lot

[-] Bonus@lemm.ee 29 points 1 month ago

Not even if it was with a turkey baster.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

What about a stress ball, a 9-iron, and a jar of mayo?

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago
[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago

Stop taking the autonomy from these women. He isn’t raping them (that we know of). The only victim is the poor kid that will suffer.

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 14 points 1 month ago

The report said Musk sent Fong a direct message asking if she wanted to have his baby despite never having met her in person. Fong confided in friends about the advance, and once Musk found out, he unfollowed her, and her X earnings reportedly nosedived. At the peak of Musk's engagement with her posting, she apparently raked in $21,000 over a two-week stretch on his platform.

Coercion is rape.

[-] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 month ago

Someone making money directly through Nazi Twitter gets no sympathy from me when its fuhrer turns his ire against them.

[-] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 22 points 4 weeks ago

Is there something stopping her from having a job like a normal person instead of making money on Twitter? She doesn't have kids, she can do whatever else she wants. At some point, you have to admit that staying where you are is a choice you're making.

From the WSJ article this article is referencing:

Fong didn’t move forward with Musk because she pictured having children in a more traditional nuclear family, but confided to a few friends about the approach—including St. Clair, whom she knew as another conservative social-media figure—and how she worried that turning him down could hurt her earnings.

Once Musk learned that Fong disclosed the request to others, he chided her for not using discretion, according to the people, and unfollowed her. That contributed to a fall in her engagement, and her earnings declined.

Taking money/resources away from people who don't follow along is what Elon does. She knew that beforehand and made the choice not to have a kid with him with that knowledge in mind. Elon tried to coerce her and she dealt with the consequences of refusing.

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Elon tried to coerce her and she dealt with the consequences of refusing.

Reread that a few times...

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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