I say, that 2cm hole from the gun shot healed up fantastically!!
I mean it's almost as if it never happe...no, what am I saying. It's not as if a tRUMPf would ever blatantly lie.

No, I'm absolutely sure that it definitely wasn't just an ikkle tiny (like his hands) cut that happened when the bullet wisped inches away from his stunningly thin skin rupturing it. No, it positively ripped his ear to pieces and the best, most tremendous, beautiful, tremendous, perfect surgeons put him all back together again like fucking Humpty Bastard Dumpty could only wish for. Yes, that's it!!

Also, he's a diseased cunt.