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[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 123 points 2 weeks ago

carcinisation of mass transit – right-wingers and tech bros keep re-inventing the train

[-] SnotFlickerman 75 points 2 weeks ago

Except they always do it in the dumbest ways because they don't want to have to rub elbows with plebeians. They want their own private service, every time.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

Trains used to have private cars, that's totally available to those shit bastards. Train don't care

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 weeks ago

what if we put everyone in an artillery shell and simply fired them along a ballistic arc toward their destination?

[-] SnotFlickerman 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Soon:

Related: The Cannon Travel was legit one of my favorite parts of the video game Secret of Mana.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

The Miracle Transport Machine in Legend of the Mystical Ninja, too!

[-] moonlight@fedia.io 26 points 2 weeks ago

At least this is a real train, not "pods" or just some teslas in a tunnel.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

some teslas in a tunnel with no clearance and no ventilation

[-] ech@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Except this is just...a train? What are you saying they're reinventing here?

Also, it's absolutely just a play on the final words of the post rather than an actual appeal for more trains.

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