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[-] LuckingFurker 211 points 1 month ago

Why would anyone need to pick another option? That would seduce the heck out of me

[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 135 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think you can also interpret it that she wanted to hear what she missed.

[-] LuckingFurker 80 points 1 month ago

Well that's just greedy. But I'll accept it

[-] latenightnoir 57 points 1 month ago

That's when you slap the "one per date" card on the table;)

[-] LuckingFurker 32 points 1 month ago
[-] lostme@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.

[-] koper@feddit.nl 19 points 1 month ago

That would be a great follow-up joke.

Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with "girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I'd put a bone in you."

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:

Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you've got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 1 month ago

So she wants the D?

[-] False@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I believe the proper response is "No".

[-] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

heckin' seduced

[-] zerofk@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.

[-] suite403@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Just means they didn't copy paste an interesting fact.

[-] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

"pick a another"

[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Because this is fake.

this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2025
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