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Once-in-a-generation (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery

[-] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago

Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

I see you're also an expert in bird law

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode

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