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[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 228 points 4 months ago

And the wealthy manage to come out on top every single time.

[-] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 112 points 4 months ago

When you're the ones manufacturing the crisis, it's easier to prepare and profit from it

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 14 points 4 months ago

When they should really come out 6 feet under.

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago

Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery

[-] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 52 points 4 months ago

Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 months ago

Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago

I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

I see you're also an expert in bird law

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode

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