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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney (nypost.com)

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[-] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

It’s like pooping, why would I wait until I got home if I could be paid to do it at the office?

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Do you record yourself pooping?

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Do you not?

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Who are you texting your poop videos that might mistakenly go to a co-worker?

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, who am I NOT sending those videos to?

[-] msage@programming.dev 8 points 2 weeks ago

Me, for instance

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 2 weeks ago

It's called friendly competition, okay? We also give each other pointers.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Only fans live scatwork.

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